Wednesday, February 26, 2014

English Fails in Asia

Welcome back! This weeks post is all about English fails. Some are funny, some are odd, others are completely incomprehensible. Many of these were submitted by folks roaming the depths of the interwebs (Thank you fellow W.I.G.gers and GIO's). If you have your own picture you would like to submit feel free to do so in the comments section!

Small errors make a big difference
Submitted by Matt. V in Vietnam
Can you find the error?

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Freshly smorked turkey for Thanksgiving.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
Try sounding this out. No really try.

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
Sound like a J. Lo movie.
Submitted by Josh N. found in Korea (yes it was imported from Japan)
Only the good stuff please.

submitted by Josh N. in Korea
They accept all forms of trash.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
know your no/know's


Submitted by Johanna H. in Korea
Gotta love that natural Vage.



Wait What??

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
There`s a time for everything under heaven.


Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
Me love you no long time

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
When I think sexy lady I think Fisho, wait a sec... 

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
This parking lot narrates your driving style as you descend.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
Taking notes all the time! No wonder the Japanese are such scholastically oriented people

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
Its tough to ban walking in slopes but someone has to take a stand.

Submitted by James N. in China
Truly, words to live life by.





Just for Laughs


Submitted by Lisa D. in Korea
Sometimes it happens...

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
Hey do you want some lame stickers kids?!

Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
The Japanese says, "please don't stand on the toilet seat." I guess that's popular enough to make a sign.



Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
There's nothing like mentioning funny tv while putting down game.


Submitted by James N. in Hong Kong
Stairs have been known to kill people. Be safe out there.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Needless to say it wasn't what I expected

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Why be lord of the dance when you can be lord of the study?

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
 Sorry for all the Brit's out there

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
I've found the secret to life.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Heresy! 

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
Exercise vigorously frog style.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
All inclusive services.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
I don't know about you but when I think of love I don't think of condom machines found in the subway bathroom or red perfume.


Fashion Statements

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
I guess if you see the socks it's time to get down to business.


Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
If the picture quality isn't fantastic it says, "I've got a crash on you."

Submitted by David T. in Japan

Whatever you do, do it joyfully and in a way others can't understand.

Submitted by Hollie W. in Korea
This has been said in so many ways. Sometimes you should just be direct about it and put it on a jacket.
  
Submitted by Chris L. in Japan
The rate of boys having crushes on rock stars is too damn high!

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
 I've heard Nevada called the place "where dreams go to die" but perhaps there is a silver lining in there somewhere? I was just happy to see that the Koreans were repping my home state!

Submitted by David T. in Japan
I can't say I know what they are going for here. Any thoughts of your own on this one?

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
They give you good American mind. Conspiracy theorists start your brain-trains. 

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
Well that's kind of depressing...

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
This is my absolute favorite. It was in the toddler section.


Something to ponder whilst you stare into the abyss

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
DaVinci was a dirty man.
Submitted by Farren S. in Korea
Damn self drinking water or DAMN! Self drinking water! I gotta see this!
Submitted by James N
Sometimes you give sometimes you get


Submitted by Johanna H in Korea
Not so much an English error but interesting to know snail extract is in high demand these days.

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Look at that font and color. So much anger.


Submitted by Johanna H. in Korea
For those of you truly looking to have real eyelids Eye Click has just what you need... double eyelid tape.

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
Have you ever ridden in a Joy pop limited? Do you want to?

Submitted by Josh N. in Japan
Hey dude! I heard you got a new car! What kind did you get? ..."A brand new Be Go!"

Submitted by Josh N. in Korea
Hey bro, I think it's time we got a wax.




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